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‘Twas the first night of Hanukkah

‘Twas the first night of Hanukkah, when all through the house, Every person was stirring, even Goldstein and Krauss. Potato latkes were a-mixed, with extra oil and extra butter, Grandpa Marty lay nestled, sn...

Dubya

After a series of tallies and calculations, I concluded that the average age of the audience members in W. was about 65. That number includes my 22 years as well. I took this to mean one of two things: ei...

No recount necessary

There’s something fresh about the blandness of politics, something genuine about the genuine idiot that is Kevin Costner, and something patriotic about the corruption of our government. Swing Vote well-manages ...

Mike Myers breaks our heart

The Love Guru would be extremely entertaining as a 10-minute “SNL” skit. But as a feature film, I felt embarrassed for Mike Myers, his career, and the big-named faces he cast to try to distract us from the actu...

A Bad Batch of Pot Brownies

The end to the magical run that was the first movie is now official. Continuing where its White Castle predecessor left off, this sequel deflates every minority joke, fantastical adventure, and Neil Patrick Har...

Preview Robbed

Step Up 2 the Streets suffered from what I like to call “preview robbery". Definition: when a preview shows you everything the movie has to offer, and then steals your money by not showing you anything else com...

Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah…

With Hanukkah just over it’s time to remember the joy of the holiday season, and what’s more joyous than all the family friends, and of course, food? To commemorate those eight food-filled nights, Scott has bee...